There’s a mastadon account called “rikers search history” that addresses this question
Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker’s search queries.
Granted…
https://botsin.space/@RikerGooglingHilarious. Thank you.
which galaxy is the samsung galaxy
Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth
… Personal screen explodes …
I’ll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?
One is for tuning the radio
so tasha yar has something to pinch during the naked time
I know it’s a meme but there’s an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.
The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make “Tea, with Data’s breast milk” by William Riker.
Does Data have nipples?
There’s no photo evidence of it I can find, and I’ve been given a good reason to search for “start trek data nipples”. You all saw it. This was justified.
But seeing as some people are super insistent, I’ll have to conclude that it’s A CONSPIRACY!!!
Birds aren’t real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!
The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them’s the rules.
