i have what i call the ihop theory. when you feel this way go-to ihop and order off their lunch menu. everything about the experience will be horrible and you’ll feel terrible for having paid for it. literally the next meal you have will be the best thing you had in ages and you will value every bit of it.
Ah yes, corollary to the waffle house theory, which is when you have your first All-Star Special at Waffle House and realize that it’s now all you want to eat for the rest of your life.
Food fatigue, its a real thing. Humans can’t eat the same thing over and over forever.
My autistic ass on my 10,000th chicken nugget looking at you mid-chew
“Two sandwiches and some carrots” has served me well
i have what i call the ihop theory. when you feel this way go-to ihop and order off their lunch menu. everything about the experience will be horrible and you’ll feel terrible for having paid for it. literally the next meal you have will be the best thing you had in ages and you will value every bit of it.
Ah yes, corollary to the waffle house theory, which is when you have your first All-Star Special at Waffle House and realize that it’s now all you want to eat for the rest of your life.
The Coolidge Effect, Food Edition
You leave Stiffler’s Mom out of this!
That’s the closest thing to what I feel when I feel like this, I think.