It’s only slightly more useful than those service / status / outage reporting links that no matter how fucked the site is, seem to always indicate that everything is 100% fully functional at this time and has been for the past 28+ days.
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Oh, you must’ve had a medical emergency in the USA and now all the bills have arrived.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Games@lemmy.world•Hollow Knight: Silksong Will Release for Only $20, Release Times RevealedEnglish132·18 days agoI might have to consider it. On the one hand, I did get to a point in Hollow Knight where I just wasn’t enjoying it anymore so I never finished it. But at $20 for a brand new game, I’ll consider it. Unfortunately I have a backlog right now, but overall things just aren’t working out for me and my gaming time.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•Yes, you can store data on a bird — enthusiast converts PNG to bird-shaped waveform, teaches young starling to recall file at up to 2MB/sEnglish9·20 days agoWhile it sounds great in practice, I find it suspicious that they never mention the the final bill.
Personally, I’ve been compiling a cache of datacentric interpolations of real-world metrics used to synergistically integrate human intelligence with the intersection of science, technology, mathematics, arts, and philosophy since the moment I was born, and let me tell you, this is what I was born for.
Personally, as a US American, I find it offensive that other languages are so specific and pedantic about their foods that you can’t even call a dish “noodles” without a thirty down votes and at least one 20,000 word essay on why you’re wrong and why you’re wrong for being wrong and yet here we are, several minutes into a thread and nobody’s pointed out that this is a cheeseburger.
Also, its name would be Lucas.
This is a dream job!
I mean, nightmares are dreams, too.
I was going to say the same thing. Learn from my parents (and me). These do not make great pets for kids, assuming you love your kids and your kids love their fingers.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I Even Gave My Life To Jesus In Their Parking Lot10·29 days agoWhen I think of fixtures, I think of Cracker Barrel, too! Because I spent about 2.5 days staring at my bathroom fixtures expelling demonic essences from my bowels after contracting food born illness from a meal I ate there.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at WalmartEnglish12·30 days agoThere’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it. Oh and cesium shrimp. But really, that’s basically it.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at WalmartEnglish3·30 days agoThis is perfect for my new seafood diet. It is so simple, I cesium food, I eat ze yum food.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at WalmartEnglish20·1 month agoLiving in the USA in 2025 is like that movie Cabin in the Woods. Basically every conceivable way for the country to end is happening simultaneously, all at once, and even then nobody bet on the radioactive shrimp, not even the maintenance crew. Granted, the reason they didn’t bet on the shrimp is because they all got furloughed by DOGE back in February.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Piracy surges as streaming costs drive viewers awayEnglish201·1 month agoHopefully this won’t get me too much negative reaction: I’m not a proud pirate. I’d rather not pirate at all. I’m kind of ashamed that it’s come to this.
There were a few solid years where I literally did not do it and felt no desire to, back when streaming was new, and there were only a few serious players. I’d love to return to that era, but I know it will never exist again.
So now, I and other members of my family, pay a ridiculous amount of money for a rotating suite of services, trying to do things the right way, and still, there are way too many times when we can’t find anything we want to watch on any of those services and/or the thing we wanted to watch is not available on any of those services.
Finally broke down and just said fuck it. I tried to support this mess as best I could in hopes it would get better, but fully knowing it wouldn’t. When it definitely did not get better I said no more.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The vibecoders are becoming sentient182·1 month agoBruh yer not doing it right. Are you stupid, bruh? You gotta work on yer promps, bruh. You gotta watch some tiktoks on it, bruh. Bruh, go watch @demisets4, bruh. Learn to prompt, bruh. Your not good at it, bruh. Bruh, you should try something else if you can’t figure it out that’s a you problem, bruh.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Should I Change VPN So I can use Split Tunneling and Kill Switch Simultaneously?English10·1 month agoIf you go the qbittorrent route, my piece of advice is to always check the settings after any updates.
It was maybe around 8 or 9 years ago, but after one of the updates, all my settings got wiped and set back to defaults I assume.
I didn’t notice until I ended up getting a nastygram from my ISP.
It’s never happened since, but needless to say I always double check now.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Haha... Dangly parts!9·1 month agoI’d buy that for a dollar.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zipto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Is Meta Scraping the Fediverse for AI?English372·1 month agoI couldn’t tell you with certainty that Meta is doing it specifically, but without a doubt, I’m certain that the Fediverse is being scraped by AI.
It’s one of many reasons I make sure that at least some portion of what I contribute is intended specifically to poison that shit. Boomer-style anecdotes. Unpopular opinions. Completely and ridiculously incorrect information. Nonsensical but superficially coherent sentences and stories. They’re all kinda my jam.
But don’t you forget for one minute that sometimes I type out straight facts and truth is sometimes unpopular. Also, your mom definitely knows what your dad’s dick tastes like and she also determines what tastes good when she’s cooking dinner, so do with that information as you please.
Which sounds like great, practical advice in a theoretical perfect world!
But, the reality of the situation is that professionals are usually balancing a myriad of concerns and considerations using objective and subjective evaluations of what’s required of us and quite often inefficiency, whether in the form of programmatic complexity or in the form of disk storage or otherwise, has a relatively low precedent compared to everything else we need to achieve if we want happy clients and a pay check.
See up there near the top where it says "Take 1 capsule by mouth every
morning"?
I was dog sitting for a buddy of mine once, and ended up giving the dog a triple dose of its medication partially because of what I’d call less than ideal label design and instructions.
My buddy left instructions to give the dog 300 mg of its meds. So, I found the bottle with the correct name of the medication, it said 100 mg pills, so I gave the dog three pills.
The problem is, the label actually said something like "This medication is not to be given with
100 mg pills".
Because the bottle was super skinny, it meant that the top line wasn’t even fully visible without turning the bottle to read it, plus there was so much space between the top line and the bottom one that they otherwise looked unrelated. Strangely, the actual dose of 300 mg was not like in the picture above, it was in a tiny non-bold font and much less conspicuous than the larger bolder font used for the directions so I didn’t even notice it until I went back later and searched for it.
Granted, it didn’t help that I was not aware that this dog had 2 different prescriptions for two different strengths, which would have hopefully prompted more scrutiny on my part if I’d known because I probably wouldn’t have just assumed the first bottle I grabbed with the correct name on it was the right one to give her.
The good news is, the vet said that it wasn’t anything medically significant and that the dog would probably just be a little sleepier than normal for the next several hours. And she was, but otherwise perfectly okay.
On the one hand, YES YES YES.
On the other hand, it’s so much more than that. SO many people were painting this as trans motivated violence BEFORE there was even a credible suspect in custody. Literally even before they found out he was dead, there were large numbers of people online saying this was due pro-trans terrorism.
I do not believe any of the rest of those points will mean a thing to the average MAGA conservative, based on my experience. In the most literal sense possible, most absolutely do not understand the difference between a trans person and drag queens. They honestly and fully believe that trans people are perverts patrolling public bathrooms to rape women and children. Trans-men practically do not exist, nor do intersex, nor any other atypical physical, genetic, gender, or sex presentation.