minus-squarealtruist@lemmy.ziptoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoScientists: the creation of artificial super intelligence is an existential threat to humanity. Actual artificial super intelligence: manipulates people to let it watch porn all day. linkfedilink
minus-squarealtruist@lemmy.ziptoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoIf Trump turns the White House into a professional wrestling theme park, I’m buying shares. Just saying :) linkfedilink
Scientists: the creation of artificial super intelligence is an existential threat to humanity.
Actual artificial super intelligence: manipulates people to let it watch porn all day.