Hey, it’s Lassie!

I discovered Gog’s superiority too late

Fucking Steam will update me unless I spend 20 minutes figuring out how to trick it. Fallout 4 is still in witness protection and will never see another update again

Low bar

Surprise surprise, people online like to bitch about anything and everything

No one is positive

$48. “On sale”

It will get cheaper, probably around Christmas.

It’s a game I can play while binging boring documentaries or work training

Votre français est très bon, mais vous avez un accent étrange. D’où venez-vous ? (“Your French is very good, but you have an odd accent. Where are you from?”)

“Skyrim.”

They’ve always been a joke

I keep my porn there. No need to leave traces on my devices

“Blood for the Blood God!”

Leader of a large clan, Goliath and his kin were charged with protecting their home, a first century Scottish castle, and the humans who inhabited it. However, they were betrayed and the majority of the clan was smashed. The few that escaped were cursed to sleep until the castle rose above the clouds.

Pudding can’t fill the emptiness inside me! But it’ll help.

If those Cambridge students could read they’d be very upset.

Steam is easy and my main app. But I’m going to start shifting to GOG.

Leave a negative review on the app stores

I can see my wife die a little every time I’m about to nerd out. So I spare her details.

I haven’t thought of that game in over a decade. I beta’d it