I am Groot.

My wife has the unique ability to always want my attention during cutscenes.

The kid from Robocop 2

Yeah, I really do think

There’s no voters to reduce unless they remove citizens. Illegal immigrants cannot vote, but they are included in census data

Just heard it 30 minutes ago and was confused

I wonder if they have a scoop to load the body into the trunk

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Be sure to use the buddy system and hold hands

Bishop time-slipping away before Jean wakes up.

• A sitting member of Congress showed a man’s penis to the world without approval and faced no punishment

When Elon dies, dozens of children will lose their father, but not a parent.

My grammy is 100 and eats Taco Bell and Pringles all day.

They’ll outsource to India and there will be no one in the US capable of competing

And literally 99% of their userbase will stay on Windows.

There are a ton of spam bots. The comic strip community has them recycling old posts

I’m going to live on a beach in Brasil. Life may be harder, but at least I’ll have the beach

So, will this look through porn videos as well? Asking for a friend.

Is it? I can’t tell, will delete if it is

I got flagged for quoting myself once. It’s ridiculous