Although the intro wasn’t that bad, it gave the vibes of a gripping detective / mystery show, but the only mystery was how they managed to fail so many fans by making it.

Oh he learned something, but the opposite of what normal people learn.

There isn’t a pronoun in what I wrote.

The dude looks androgynous enough to pass as a butch lesbian?

It feels to me like Firaxis took stuff from Humankind and Millenia into their game because they are out of ideas.

Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!

It’s short for “Femoid”, which is itself short for “Feminine humanoid”.

That and “should of” should be punishable by getting your hand cut off.

Coreofmidas does deliver some gold once in a while.

Wasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?

The only reminder of that era is having my full name in my YouTube username.

I put a dick on it. (Lithuanian)

inb4 they electrocute the Easter bunny, gangrape the Tooth Fairy, commit a genocide against elves and dwarves and firebomb Shrek’s swamp.

Edit: I will be eating my hamster any day now and same with using a horse to get to work.

I sent him to

Now that’s television!

To be honest it was probably an attempt to appear as a legitimate European country instead of a gang of savages that the Teutons were trying to paint them as.

Palemonid Gediminid connection is not only a myth, it’s also kinda silly.

In Lithuanian one (they called it the Aquarium, but the idea was the same) two people fucked under the sheets and they broadcasted that on TV, causing massive uproar because apparently the audience wasn’t really ready for that.

It’s Eternal September all over again.

At this point, I think aliens would do a better job.