Oh, fuck. I really went onion-free with this one.

Oh, for fuck’s sake

BBC One usually has documentaries that kids aren’t interested by, and BBC Two tends to fill the daytime with Flog It! and Homes Under The Hammer. ITV 1 is the same, only with Dickinson’s Real Deal and trashy reality shows. Channel 4 is like BBC One: uninteresting documentaries and high-brow reality. Channel 5 is more reality. I have never seen a local TV provider worth watching (I live in north east England and central Scotland).

Yep! I have heard that the Romans had big feet, though.

Potayto Potahto

I hope the Satanic Temple can have some fun with this.

Well of course it is. Broadcast TV is mostly shit, and other streaming services are often more adult-oriented.

11.8 inches is about a foot.

Let me rephrase that…

How the fuck is this NotTheOnion‽‽‽

How the fuck isn’t this The Onion‽‽‽

VPN seems to work.

Here’s a thread about the AI story: https://neuromatch.social/@neuralreckoning/114896238613320042

I do have further reasons, but they aren’t relevant to this discussion and, frankly, I can’t be arsed to argue with any more people right now.

Fuck, I’m really starting to hate living here.

Step 3: stop wasting our resources on running a glorified predictive text algorithm.

FFmpeg is your friend. Here’s a command that should work:

mkdir converted; for i in *.mp4; do ffmpeg -i $i converted/${i::-3}.hevc; done

I think the point most people are trying to make is that the pollution should not exist in the first place, and also that carbon offsetting doesn’t work as advertised.

No shit

We need to bring either The Day Today or Brass Eye back. Reality-grade satire is not working anymore.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I thought the CIA always maintained that they had nothing to do with Lee Harvey Oswald or the JFK assassination?