Love that picture!

This really cracked me up, thank you.

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I believe only male adults are venomous.

I have no idea, but I really appreciate the sentiment!

Probably not all the time, but on their island they have no natural predators, so they do live pretty carefree lives.

It’s real! Quokkas are like the happiest animals on Earth:

Doctor Bones, Bones,

Calling Doctor Bones

Doctor Bones, Doctor Bones,

Wake up now.

That’s adorable!

Agreed, changed it to “interesting.”

Pic by Ossi Saarinen.

Always hoping for nuts!

Needs more veins.

That’s exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

Her name was Zelda

She was a calligraphy enthusiast

With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

I’ll never forget the very first thing she said to me

She said “Hey, you’ve got weasels on your face”

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In case it’s not clear from the pic, this is a caterpillar.

That’s the best phrasing.

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True story, I thought I was too old for grad school to switch careers at 36. It was nonsense. I am so much happier now in my 40s working a job I love.