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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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  • Machinist@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    So other than clit-mouse, what’s the actual name of the nubbin thingy?

    • skiguy0123@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      https://xkcd.com/243/

    • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      We always called them mouse nipples.

  • Siethron@lemmy.world
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    Why would you lick your Thinkpad?

    • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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      Why wouldn’t you?

  • jsomae@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    So tempted to send this to my gf but I’m going to get roasted alive. 🏳️‍🌈

  • Estradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    it’s true, lesbian confirmed

  • EchoCranium@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    The love nub

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    “Who do all these cute thigh socks belong to?”

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      I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

      What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

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        I think it went like this:

        • Linux is highly customizable
        • customizing or “ricing” your Linux machine became a hobby
        • weebs got into the hobby, infesting the space with anime waifus and other degenerate cartoons
        • some time during the weeb infestation, thigh high socks became a recurring theme
        • gay/trans programmers sarcastically posted themselves in thigh high socks
        • gay/trans programmers who didn’t get the sarcasm unironically adopted thigh high socks
        • Rust was invented

        So you see, it’s just another example of the kind of tragedies that can befall society when sarcasm isn’t clearly labeled on the internet.

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      2 months ago

      Nobody mentioned Archlinux

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    2 months ago

    Relevant xkcd

    • zurohki@aussie.zone
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      2 months ago

      Embedded.

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