resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前Brett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up163arrow-down1external-linkBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前message-square9linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareDr. Dinosaur MD [He/Him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·19 天前Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
minus-squarevrighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 天前planes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick. So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 天前He’s only rated for clouds of glory.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·19 天前Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
planes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick.
So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
he miracled away the wheels.
He’s only rated for clouds of glory.
Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️