Mog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoOverweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comexternal-linkmessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1336arrow-down14
arrow-up1332arrow-down1external-linkOverweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comMog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·2 months agoEverything’s bigger in Texas.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down2·2 months agoExcept their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 months agoI can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoWell, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
minus-squareazimir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWhich is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWomen can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThose are banned in texas, too.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThese guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.
Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
Those are banned in texas, too.
These guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.