• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    DA BOYZ

    40k Orks are one of the best fictional races ever. They’re a genetically engineered fungus-animal hybrid whose spores can develop into any number of different species, from standard Ork Boyz to smaller Gretchin and Snotlings and even useful beasts like oil-squigs and bomb-squigs, making them a closed ecosystem that can indefinitely infest anywhere.

    They’re driven by the simple notion that bigger is better, so the biggest Ork around is da Boss.

    They believe red vehicles go faster. So they paint their fastest vehicles red, which confirms their suspicion. Then, the red ones actually do go faster, somehow.

    They use their teef as currency. Teef decay over time so its impossible to hoard wealth, making Ork society remarkably equal.

    They also perfected - and weaponized - teleportation technology.