Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    14 days ago

    Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…

    (‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        4 hours ago

        So, like if you look at photos from his coronation, check out his fingers.

        Pretty sure that’s from dialysis. I do know it’s a pretty good indication he won’t reign as long as his mom did.