minus-square1D10@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police saylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWhy do you think he brought the gun? That dumpster kept running its mouth. linkfedilink
minus-square1D10@lemmy.worldtoLemmy@lemmy.ml•How did you come up with your username?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoI rolled dice linkfedilink
minus-square1D10@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Fox News guest decrying “migrant crime” previously arrested after getting violent over a grilled cheese sandwich he deemed too cheesylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoWhat if the cheese is Brie? linkfedilink
minus-square1D10@lemmy.worldtoHouseplants@mander.xyz•Another poem, this time about Sansevieria, I hope you enjoy!linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoPsst, she used to go by Sansevieria but she is a Dracaena now. linkfedilink
minus-square1D10@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elon Musk's brain chips implantedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoI can’t wait for basic human functions to be subscription based. linkfedilink
Why do you think he brought the gun? That dumpster kept running its mouth.