I too would like to sue the advertisers for boycotting my Breaking Bad erotic fan fiction page. That includes you Musk. I expect Twitter to start sending the checks next month. Or I guess I’ll see you in court.

Do over! Do over! Mommy they cheated! Mommmmmmy!

Racists policing who is black… go fuck yourself with a shovel.

I thought the entire Sims system was releasing a new game and then dropping the same 50 DLC until the next one was ready to repeat the cycle. I guess they’ll just milk Sims 4 forever?

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Given that most police departments have really low hiring standards, it’s amazing that there are people out there who do this. Just go get a job at some podunk police department. They’ll hire anyone.

The worlds tiniest violin, playing a medley of the worlds saddest songs.