If it were any other company I’d play American taxi cab simulator.

This is a good example of an unexpected problem of existing technology…

If only popular media weren’t jammed full of people fantasizing about creating artificial romantic partners or things to stick their junk into.

Does opting out do anything practical when you’re walking through a an airport with enough cameras to determine how many times you’ve farted in terminal A?

Not that I disagree with the premise but …

I have spectrum or 500kbs DSL. That’s it. That’s such a a blatant lie anyone that has Internet will confirm.

Don’t vacation in red states.

Further this is the product of our lone star (out of five) educational system I’m sure…

Edit /s may be necessary to modify the toxic cynicism I have towards this state.

Or, alternative idea…

MAGACOIN GET YOUR MAGACOIN HERE

800,000 lusers*

Frankly I wish I had the peogramming accumen to automate clones anonymously.

Bought it on a whim and really enjoyed it. Kond of docked around to survive and upgrade now gotta run back and do those level based tasks I over looked originally.

He lies to assert power. In his company yesmen say yes because he pays their checks. To the rest of us he generally looks like a loon.

It’s obvious to a daft AI.

Sending my bank information with smoke signals from burning tires would be more eco…

Y’all worrying about a dollar while I’m over here waiting for chase to cash my 10mil check

He does sound like an AI suffering regurgitation hallucinations sometimes.

I don’t want to be your friend. I’m going to fine you weekly until you are!

Yeah hard “KAAANNNNEEEEDDDDAAAAA???” vibes with this tech.

It’s really impressive he still manages to make it smaller than an original duke.

Even if it isn’t an intentional attack you don’t want people bringing God knows what on USB sticks that may or may not just be infected from the users own home PC. USB storage devices are lovely targets.

But yeah the South Korean military got infected by a soldier plugging in a planted USB stick.

I think the narrative of a targeted attack is easier to sell though. Make it us vs them and people grasp the concept a little better. This is very common in information security training in a lot of fields in my experience.

Throw a few of those sexy lady mud flaps on the back of a train with a hose. Darn near auto squeegee!

I imagine…climbing up a tower, scanning an area, the hundreds of mini activities litter the map with little coin icons showing the requisite amount of assassin coins you need to spend to try the level.

Don’ t worry you get 10 free assassin coins per day, spend more to play sooner!

Ugh

I think that’s called proton (jokes aside yes I know steam wouldn’t do that for obvious legal implications.)