Do people buy razor blades from shady dudes behind the shop? How would one sell the razor blades they stole?

It hatched.

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

Not even a little bit, as a treat?

Your body, my 40 kilovolt shock to the gooch.

Therefore don’t say that in questioning

Okay so you can use double-headed trains but these are less efficient because the backwards facing locomotive isn’t powering the train. If you need to get into a tight water-locked area, these are useful, but really, you want to invest in dual-track, unidirectional train infrastructure from the get-go. Now, a lot of people wonder, should I use a 1x4 configuration, a 2x6 config, or something else. In this essay, I will…

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.

The honkening

I unironically think this is how plane travel should be. Slide me into a tube and gas me asleep. No peanuts, no crick neck, no risk of hijacking, and no praying and screaming when we slam into a mountain at 900km/h because the pilots had a bad day.

Skill issue. Pilots need to learn to think on their feet.

Everyone loves the official snipers, but when I tell them I’m a freelance sniper, they get all upset.

I still prefer sysop.

Our server, comrade.