Don’t underestimate that skill. Helps people make it through the day.

Any chance you’re good at making guillotines? One can hope they become high demand.

If they can use the internet in Windows and in Linux… How is there any real difference to the end user?

They aren’t saying Linux doesn’t have advantages. They’re saying those differences don’t matter for what most people do.

Another example, playing games. There’s no advantage in playing a game in Linux over Windows, or vice versa.

It uses 1% of the energy but is still 1000x faster than our current fastest cards? Yea, I’m calling bullshit. It’s either a one off, bullshit, or the next industrial revolution.

EDIT: Also, why do articles insist on using ##x less? You can just say it uses 1% of the energy. It’s so much easier to understand.

We could have. Then maybe we wouldn’t be in our predicament. Also, it would be weird to bomb yourself.

Uhh, isn’t this just turning them into dumb thermostats? It says you can’t control it via phone. Not that it stops working altogether.

YOU STINK!

No I’m… doesn’t

I can go through a whole gallon by myself before it goes bad. Now, I might just barely be able to do it most times, but still. Between cooking, drinking, and cereal, I can usually find a way to use it all. I mostly drink it though.

I make sure to keep the fridge just above freezing. I do this by actually setting it cold enough to freeze then raising it slightly until things stop freezing.

I’d like to say I did but this was like 8 years ago. I don’t remember. Only reason I think I must have replied all is because if I only replied to the sender, I’d know who has no sense of humor.

Actually, I rarely delete my emails. I wonder if it’s still archived.

EDIT: I FOUND IT!! It was just under 10 years ago. It wasn’t company wide, just to our building. It was the image, not just text. And I did reply to everyone in the thread. 3 people responded to me and said it was funny. No one complained in the thread.

You want me to do 2 things?

Bender, stop trying to blow up the world.

I used this at work one time. Someone complained about it and I was told not to do it again.

It felt very appropriate because someone sent out a company wide email talking about a potluck. Then shortly after, they sent out another one saying that was meant for their department, that I wasn’t in.

You should say something else.

Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

In fact, forget the park.

You loved the silence from the professor?

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