A lot of people are. Though it doesn’t have to be to Tehran: anywhere will do

Which is great news if you’re a Mossad agent tasked with figuring out a target’s life patterns

In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.

You know that, six months after leading Labour to a wipeout at the hands of the Faragists, Starmer would be on the boards of at least three companies, the beneficiary of offshore bank accounts worth hundreds of millions and spending most of his time on his yacht. The Owners reward their loyal servants.

Alternatively, omnichord.jake.fun

It serves the powers that be well, keeps the wildest of democratic impulses in check, and the tabloids have trained the British public to resent the kinds of people who object to iniquity more than the iniquity itself.

“sexual economy” sounds like something an incel would say when whining about Chads and Staceys whose superior facial symmetry gives them higher market value, which is why they must die

Vibe coding. Not even once.

America gets Luigi, while the UK gets a different green plumber

When he becomes a dad, he’ll be so ready

Clickbait headline. Once you either consent to cookie tracking or pay for a subscription to a regional newspaper, you are told that it’s for a local council seat, and that Labour maintains overall control of the council, so somewhat of a nothingburger.

AI can never fail, it can only be failed

Require printers to check digital signatures on STL files and have only approved slicers add those

Too good for bugmeal, are you?

There are a lot of people in this picture who believe it’s spelled “should of”

Simon Jenkins, who has argued that Ukraine should surrender land to Russia?

What exactly are Blavatnik’s politics here? He allegedly had some involvement with the Brexit campaign, and is said to be connected to the international oligarchical right’s antidemocratic push, though apparently supports liberals in Israel?

It’s like rain on your wedding day

Some VPNs like Mullvad have the option of padding out the flow of data to thwart traffic analysis, at the expense of speed.

Police have UPS-like devices which splice into existing mains cables to keep machines alive on the way into the forensics lab. Presumably it’s standard practice to use those.

Of course, the server could be configured to wipe itself if it loses connectivity for more than a few seconds, or its routing changes. The police would need devices that route Ethernet traffic over 5G, though those would presumably be detectable as bandwidth goes down and latency goes up.