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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • Yeah that’s basically your classic American barber. Gossipy, usually bored, willing to hang around, joke and talk. That’s what I love about actual barber shops, guys in my neighborhood will just hang around there too if their friends/neighbors are getting a cut. It’s usually a one hour experience minimum, even though the cut takes 15 min and cost $12.

    I always thought the joke was that after almost 400 years, the barbershop experience was the same. You could replace Capt Picard with Andy Griffith and Mot with Floyd and no one would blink.



  • Also, you get to pick your bridge crew? That’s pretty cool. Mine would be

    Coms - Lt beckett “the fuck did you just say to me?!” Mariner

    Counselor - Cmdr “pass the blunt” Bev Crusher

    Tactical - Cptn “what prime directive?” Janeway

    Medical - the “please turn me off” EMH

    Sciences - Lt of the winter constellations D’vona Tendi

    Helm - Cmdr "I wanna be a real boy!“ Data

    Chief engineer - Cmdr Trip “that vulcan has a phat ass” Tucker

    Ops - Cheif Miles “don’t make me put you in the pattern buffer” O’Brian

    First officer - Cmdr Will “Trombone Longy” Riker

    Designated whipping post - Ensign Harry Kim