You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

I really hope that kid got change and bomb pops aren’t 5 dollars now.

I have a small hope inside that the whole thing is just a way to fuck with rich people and the album is nothing but fart noises.

Or the transitive property

Of course, why take precautions? They didn’t expect to lose. They expected King Trump to be crowned and bring his chosen people to paradise, and they wanted to make sure they weren’t left out.

And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

Oh no!..

Anyway…