Stumbleupon was how I found Reddit !

Good God, were you that security guard???

Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don’t need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "…

Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don’t notice them.

but lost the charger - Hey, I’m in the UK but I have a drawer full of Nokia chargers if you need one! ( I keep them to impress the ladies, along with my collection of IKEA Allen keys…)

Mmm, chocolate raisins, I can eat a lot of them

NED RYERSON!

Mmmm…licking the inside of the carton

It’s what Americans call Jelly

Don’t wonder, just savour that bananary custard warmth

You need a lot energy on cold days like these. Jello?? Isn’t that 70% sugar??

Who?

I had to make sure today was Friday as it was so dead at work

Yeah they do,( look for the “key” chains in the pic), it’s a pound coin but you can get pound size tokens on Amazon