You know theirs people actually like that but… Why are people this obsessed over another human? It’s unhealthy.

If only.

It’s almost like a gspot. We just assume it’s a myth.

Have you met a golden retriever? They are the most general things known to man. You can give them an egg and their mouths won’t break it.

Throw him in the ocean. You know you wanna. They’re in your walls, you gotta get them out.