I guess he’s finally lost it completely.

Least subtle and least realistic.

I used to be an atheist, but I’m a believer now.

You can pray all you want. They will alter the deal. Enshittification never stops.

And is that huge 3D printer in the room with us now?

Don’t want to sound like I’m proselytising but do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

Is my phone charger spying on me?

What’s next? North Korea as chair of the human rights forum?

He already had his payday. The suckers will be left holding the bag when it all inevitably goes south.

Der König der Fahrstuhlmusik

Ricky King? Echt jetzt?

Sounds like snake oil to me. If it were that easy to induce fusion, it would have been done long ago.

No, what? I’m not an intern. What are you doing with that axe? STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! HELP!!!

Wait what? You can just sacrifice some interns? Why has nobody ever told me this?

He was pretty misogynistic and kind of nuts

Not to mention very much into eugenics.

Where would one be able to purchase one of those painstick enemas? Asking for a friend.

Kinky!

It’s certainly going to use more fuel but presumably less fuel than two separate planes. I really have lots of doubts about towed landings, though.

Correct, but entirely besides the point.

Unless you have an electric car that can do vehicle to load. That means that you can plug in regular household devices like your fridge.