Tesler delivering poor performance on an extremely delayed rollout: 📉

Tesler’s clearly manipulated stock price: 📈

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

I wouldn’t take one even if if was free

Gross

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One too many mimosas 🥂, Krusty?

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

Lyin’ Mike at it again

“Just whatever makes sen— FUCK”

Did he even say sorry?

What could possibly go wrong?

This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked

Pooping his nappy on the fairway

DOGE: “Sounds good to me”

Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.

It’s astonishingly ludicrous what these assholes get away with.

It’s equivalent to plugging a surge protector into itself— eNdLesS pOweR!!!

The jig is up