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Which ones? The electric cars her hasn’t improved on for 10 years, the drilling machine that nobody uses, the flamethrower, the social media company he murdered, it the government divisions he burned to ground? So innovative.

His companies would probably do better too.

Call your favorite tow company and tell them that you’ve got a lot of work for them.

Maybe there a bunch of quitters them lol

Who still thinks living in the fucking desert is a great idea!

Mr Worf, deploy the tactical sledgehammer.

So wait, a guy who sucks made a thing I don’t use and if I complain about him he’ll ban me from using it?

That’s a long road to a big pile of “who gives a fuck?”

The Toddler Terrorizer 1000 sold out, eh?

That video has a distinctive lack of people pointing and laughing and I am so disappointed.

Average tips for baristas are higher only if they’re female and have breasts bigger than a c-cup. So maybe they just need to follow through by giving the AI bigger tits.

There’s he is!

Cry harder Miami Pork Pies. There’s lots of sand down there so go outside and beat it up.

Only if we can strap him to the heat sinks. 🍽️

I like it, it adds insult without sacrificing meaning.

You beat me to it, a lot.

That’s the most hilariously damning number of recalled anything I’ve ever seen in my life.

Having seen a herd of these alive and up close once, I would like to encourage our courageous and mighty president to do it himself in person. Alone. Well maybe with some live video feeds so we can all watch his Herculean efforts. While eating popcorn.

They’ll mail you one. Can’t use the Internet without a physical interface. Don’t worry though, you won’t need a CD ROM for this one.

Hey don’t make fun of Krash’s weird googly eyes. It’s not his fault that he’s an off-brand Muppet and they had to paint them that way any more than it’s his fault that he’s short and weird. That’s just Muppets.