As if rap classic wasn’t bad enough, now there’s British people doing it? JFC.

See you can tell it’s an onion article because Vance isn’t a robot. He’s an alien, like from space.

Fuck yeah.

Now I understand why parents give their toddlers juice boxes to calm them down.

It’s just a combo joke about Riker being a horny boy and the O’Brien marriage being rocky all the time. Kinda mean, really.

And Riker wouldn’t have gone after Keiko anyway. He was too hung up on Troi while also having a liberal attitude towards interspecies relations. Remember that time he had to literally fuck his way out of captivity on a planet he’d been incognito on?

Honestly a proper panic button would have an alarm go off and speed dial 911. But I’m sure people would abuse it.

Those white belts are killing me lol

Remember future Janeway’s beat-up old coffee cup? You know a bitch is crazy when her greatest love is her caffeine holder.

Wow that’s crazy that such a thing could happen. What are the chances.

Stupid, stupid Amazon. How did they not see this coming? It’s been a trend lately.

How afraid are you of retribution if you tried to unionize?

Today on “games I’ll never play”…

Sounds like he wasted all that money. A £500k bungalow? JFC with a million bucks I could buy a prefab house and a lot to plop it on and live the rest of my life until I inevitable drop dead from heart disease. Also RIP Bob. I wouldn’t be surprised if whoever hit him didn’t even realize it.

When I tried it it was buggy trash. And while I know it’s been a few years since it launched, I also remember when unity launched and it was buggy trash so I still roll my eyes whenever I see their logo pop up too.

So it should die if cash starvation, got it.

Okay gog sucks but this actually makes me wonder if I should dry them again anyway.

Whatever you do don’t mix it up with your interstellar suspended animation pod.

Now I’m glad I never bought an LG TV.

Rumdar truly is a master spy.

Ooh, so close.