Temu? More like Trashmu.

I’d live in a zoo if I got a solid gaming rig with broadband access as an engagement item.

Oh it’s a butterfly knife. Why the hell is it called “balisong” and who came up with such a stupid sounding name for it?

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

That’s what the remaster looks like? That looks like total dog shit. I’ve seen better looking flash games, back when those were still a thing, before all the flash game makers ported and enshitified their once free games and made them P2W mobile apps or worse, charge for them on steam. I’m looking at you, Bloons trash.

Hey genius, he’s naming it off the same old meme that the crypto coin was named after. Because he’s not just a weird, stupid jackass, he’s also autistic and on “prescription” stimulants.

With always online DRM, I’m sure. Fuck you Blizzard.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Even so any progress the government made is going to evaporate days after the Orange Idiot takes office

That’s because nobody’s had time to refuse a bird flu vaccine because they’re fucking idiots yet.

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.

How did this one not make the rounds when I was a kid? All we had was Claude Balls, Seymour Butts, and Jack Mehoff. Oh and super racist stuff about the Polish that stays dead.

Good, fuck scalpers with fire.

Sure that’s not corrupt at all.

lol they’re gonna be so damned salty about this.

The solution is pretty obvious.

1. Be rich
2. Step 2 is for poor people
3. Why do all these poor people want to kill me?