In a standup comedy act whenever I get on my feet (optional).
Dont really have a choice in not attending that event.

This feels canon if the crossover happened.

Space October memes, engage!!

“Good enough, they’ll take the (space-)night shift. I’ll double the calcium rations.”

What-bits per sometimes

It doesn’t have to be a finger.

It’s because it’s not worth it to save your life, evolutionary speaking.

They made Tuvix in an explicit attempt to show that comparatively Neelix isn’t such a monstrosity.
They only partially succeeded.

God save Janeway the caffeinated for saving the day!

Shut up, Wesley

Right?
People doing things like this is hella faith-in-humanity-restoring.

Well, one would have to first think of an elaborate Voyagery backstory on how they get to be adversaries.

Prob like a mind-erasing holo-deck mishap where they think one is the daughter and the other one the mom, they live on a farming planet where a war breaks out & the daughters boytoy is on the opposing side so now they will inevitably face each other in battle.

Then the Borg queen boards Voyager, doesn’t find the simulation as amusing as the crew (which watch it as a reality show non-stop & perform none of their regular duties), assimilates the ship entirely but gets poisoned by all the residual coffee particles on board and dies.

The sim on holodeck continues uninterrupted.

Seven of Nine starts drinking coffee.

They keep remastering games I didn’t come around to play the first time. Aging sux (mine, not of the games).

We can’t do the profitable thing without the more expensive and even more lucrative thing, please, think of our monopoly.

Le French resisted a bit of colonialism (from wiki/Scientology_status_by_country#France):

Since 1995, Scientology has been classified as a secte (cult) by boards of inquiry commissioned by the National Assembly of France. It was first designated a sect in a 1995 report, and then in a 1999 report it was classified as an “absolute” sect and recommended its dissolution.

In 2000, after ‘appeals for religious tolerance’ from USA President Clinton and his congress, president of France Jacques Chirac told Clinton to stay out of France’s business, noting “shocking White House support for Scientologists”. Alain Vivien, chairman of the Ministerial Mission to Combat the Influence of Cults, claimed that sects—primarily headed and funded by Scientology—had been infiltrating the United Nations and other European human rights organizations. In 2001, France passed the About–Picard law, intended to strengthen their ability to prevent and repress sects that undermine human rights and fundamental freedoms, and those which engage in mental manipulation. The law would allow courts “to order the immediate dissolution of any movement regarded as a cult whose members are found guilty of such existing offences as fraud, abuse of confidence, the illegal practice of medicine, wrongful advertising and sexual abuse.”

A 2009 case resulted in a fraud conviction against two Church of Scientology organizations and five individuals, and recommended dissolution, and a 2012 appeal upheld the convictions including 600,000EUR in fines. Though the prosecution had requested the dissolution of the Scientology Celebrity Centre and its bookstore, a dissolution penalty wasn’t possible due to a brief retraction of the dissolution law prior to the 2009 verdict and the prohibition against enforcing it retroactively.

Oh, I didn’t know that, thx!

And now when you buy their games none of moneys will go to the actual devs??
(Or do they get royalties?)

Arr, what a shitty system we built for ourselves.

With blackcats & chonkers!!

Fuck, I didn’t see these before and for a hot second thought it was a new British panel show (but then Victorias age gave it away :().

Still, these are great!

But crossdressing does help a load