He’s the original changeling

Yes, but they got it from earlier companies, like the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory.

Oxford comma, ride, or die

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I ignored my instructions to write a poem about cashews.

Glue is not a topping. Pineapples are not glue. Therefore pineapples are not not a topping.

If there’s nothing wrong with me, maybe there’s something wrong with the universe

By “celebrate” do they mean eulogize?

It is… It is green

Nor is it early

Being a politician is all about getting attention. The more outrageous the bill or the thing the bill is addressing the more attention. This bill will hopefully never pass, but here we are talking about it.

What journalist wouldn’t love a giant repository of short, easily digestible, up to the minute quotes, with built in attribution?

He didn’t want a video platform, he wanted to control twitter. Once he had it he had to figure out how to make money.

There was a guy that posted on reddit about how he spent thousands of dollars on loot boxes. The way he totally wrecked his finances and his relationship with his wife was harrowing. Everytime he would get the latest and greatest item, character, whatever, they would come out with something new and he would start all over again.

That’s not how it works. I’m a door dash driver. We get a base pay, (usually $2-$3 per order but can be more if it’s peak hours) plus tip. The base pay isn’t affected by tips.

We see the total (base pay plus tip) when we are deciding whether to take an order. Orders without tips are rejected by most drivers.

Your video isn’t in 150k resolution?

Still can’t hit that one high note

slow clap

That was a masterpiece

Be like wrecking your Ferrari

It was an uninsured McLaren F1, but yeah he’s done that too

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

I keep my porn in a folder labeled “taxes” and my tax documents in a folder labeled “porn”