Me at my first rodeo:
Roping cows is OK, but it would be a lot cooler to wrestle them.
The people who brought me to the rodeo:
That’s the next event.
Me at my first rodeo:
Roping cows is OK, but it would be a lot cooler to wrestle them.
The people who brought me to the rodeo:
That’s the next event.
what are people going to do? go somewhere else?
Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options
Wow. Get familiar with the Uber app. You shouldn’t be driving if that’s the conclusion you reach based on anything I’ve said.
Drunk drivers who enter the freeway going the wrong direction usually drive in what they think is the right lane, which is actually the left lane. Camping in the left lane increases your chances of a head-on collision.
Yeah, that’s what we’re going with. The pizza will be delivered in time for management’s lunch break. Please enjoy during your regularly scheduled break or lunch, by which time the good stuff will be gone and what’s left will be cold.
There’s also a law that says to yield to overtaking traffic. Where’s the law that says creating a rolling road block is OK? How did I miss the legislation that deputized every self righteous prick as some kind of speed limit enforcer?
You’re claiming to be driving so fast that any increase in speed would make an unsafe situation. Your reading comprehension is so poor that you take offense at non-existent insults. Yeah, you shouldn’t be driving at all.
You’re driving at the bleeding edge of what you consider safe, couldn’t possibly pick it up a bit to get by and move over? You’re doing that and have the audacity to judge other drivers? Get the fuck off the road entirely, sell your car, stay indoors.
I assume they’re having an emergency. Or they’re a raging asshole. In either case it’s not a great idea to play games with them. If you ever fuck around and find out I hope you’ll come tell us about it so I can gloat.
All I know is that my phone has cancer now
Pretty worthless feature considering 99% of calls from unknown numbers are spoofed anyway
Depending on how often you feel the need to boil the crap out of it, it might end up having a greater environmental impact than just using paper filters.
The Amazon near me has a “Just Fuck Off” policy. They redecorated the old Toys R Us building a few years ago and then never bothered to open the store.
It’s fine, but the same size gun will hold a lot more 9mm and training with it is way more affordable. There’s not enough difference in lethality to worry about. The only situation where I’d take a 45 over a 9 would be shooting suppressed and subsonic since that’s the only time the bigger bullet would really be helpful.
He’s using a .45 in 2024. Evaluating available options and weighing the pros and cons is not in his wheelhouse.
I’m imagining that the first output didn’t cover everything they wanted so they tweaked it and pasted the results together and fucked it up.
Anything’s better than Blippy
Hell yeah, straight out the freezer into my fat face
To be fair to Apple, I don’t think they’re referring to rice dust getting past seals. They’re likely referring to bits of rice getting stuck in lightning or USB ports, starch on camera lenses, or a small particle working its way into a button. All of that could be solved by putting the phone in a paper wrapping or envelope and putting that in a real desiccant instead of chucking the phone in a bag of rice.
And while the stinky foods steamin’ your mind starts to dreamin’ of the moment it’s time to leave