This is actually from Mastodon. Not Twitter

YES! Where is my dad’s little Toyota Pickup? Closest thing we have is the Ford Maverick, which is still pretty fucking huge.

The best businesses are rewarded with more money while poor businesses fail.

Absolutely 100% false.

RIGHT?? I want an 8-foot bed, dammit!

Oh yeah then that makes sense.

Who are you with?

They are fiduciaries.

Fiduciary is a legally defined term. Fiduciaries are expected to exercise a duty of care and a duty of loyalty to clients, and as a result, are “held to the highest standard of conduct.” Fiduciaries have a bond of trust with another person (called the beneficiary or principal) and have a legal obligation to act for the beneficiary’s benefit – not their own.

Yeah that’s bad. We’re with JP Morgan through our local Chase branch and their fee when all is said and done is averaged down to less than 1% of the total account balance.

Even scarier.

I let my bank’s financial advisor handle that. They have apps that calculate everything.

Retiring on $15k is a scary fucking thought.

What a sweet sweet puppy

Oh I didn’t know. I thought they were legit.

Yes

He’s a little sus.

I’m wondering if this is about a teacher saying that conservatives are proposing laws to track women’s menstrual cycles (https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-desantis-florida-sports-female-athletes-160560972802) or if it’s a teacher or staff member saying they SHOULD do it.

I’m… glad they’re having fun? I guess?

I’m getting old, so shit like this is just irritating and repulsive to me.

I love that you’re tricking preppers into just enjoying life.

You want some links? I can get you links.

There are absolutely mastodon servers primarily for dick and balls.