Oh god I remember this…

Did he just not know that healthcare bills cost in the thousands and the only thing people have that would equal that in value would be their house or car? Or was he being facetious and just coming up with excuses? I can’t tell the difference between “stupid” and “evil” anymore.

I’ll be honest, I doubt racists can differentiate between Spanish and any Asian Language

God that’s a pet peeve of mine, people who think they’re the sole component about why something works, when what’s working works IN SPITE of them.

Shareholders definitely qualify.

I’m in North Carolina, since Obama’s second term we’ve been getting redder and redder, and it’s kinda bumming me out.

The second parliament wants themselves to be the sole exception from a law they wanna pass, that law should be scrapped.

Especially since Reddit passes out bans like candy, it’s the biggest forum on the internet and I can’t use it because of a site wide ban that I didn’t deserve.

So far the app has already banned a featherless hen and its own creator (seriously)

Planned obsolence should be illegal

Okay, but why is Ronald Klump even being considered for the job? I didn’t think he was running…

Wait did you mean the guy with 34 felonies?

This shit is what made Reddit unusable, up until it literally became unusable when site-wide bans started getting handed out like candy.

So since Deviantart, Imgur, and Tumblr died by banning porn, he’s hoping X will come back to life!?!?

Cop literally wants a convicted felon to run the country, I can’t come up with a better satire for how little police care about rule of law… Or a better argument for the “Ban the Box” initiative

I’m definitely all for loosening restrictions on former felons… Look bro, if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can’t vote or hold jobs if they’ve done their time right?

So uhh… why aren’t companies suing the shit out of Google?

Sounds awesome

While you’re breaking your back, they’re getting paid millions to eat sushi off of a porn star’s back.

It fell victim to the “gig economy”, now it’s less “Selling out” and more “Get that bag”

You break your back for pennies while they get millions a second to eat sushi off of a porn star’s back.

Ah I remember the days of “Obama, The Weak-Willed Tyrant” an incompetent man with a genius level intellect according to Fox News…

Edit: For context, I’m talking about 2008-2015ish when the Right claimed Obama was too soft to stand up to America’s enemies and was this “weak child of a man”, and that he was also this evil corrupt tyrant who gave no one an inch, claiming him to be a moron and yet also a diabolical mastermind plotting the Muslim Takeover of America

The amount of Racism was fucking unreal. Especially down here in the South, I rolled my eyes at a lot of “Vote for the Mormon, not the Muslim!” in 2012

Obama’s not even Arabic! Why the fuck did everyone think he was a muslim? And even if he was, who fucking cares?

This woman has no soul

Yes, but they’re in the “If you have to ask, you couldn’t afford it in three lifetimes.” price range