The cost of such a luxury will never approach zero

Wo ist fünf

Ugh why do they keep changing bevels now I gotta get a new PADD holder

there are times i think about getting titanium caps, but my one crown does not feel great and i don’t like how mouthpieces feel

if you’re gonna get chin work, make sure you have a butt chin (with a smaller, extendable butt implant installed in the cleft)

Academia accepts only the term “hudongolangas”

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the pandemic really fucked with my sense of time. the last week has taken a decade and the last decade feels present.

which is why i order by volume or weight.

disagree. we are part of nature.

i also approve of bodega cats

i miss having cars with roomy enough engine compartments i can work on them myself without a cherry picker, just a jack and some stands. if keeping more cats alive is the tradeoff, i’d say it’s more than fair.

not every human is down with kissing the homies, but every cat i’ve met is

i have been in a car that hit a cat (it was an accident) and there was a bump. it’s not like we flattened him completely. a human could probably determine there shouldn’t have been a bump based on the state of the surface they’re driving on. i’m not terribly familiar with the limitations of their software, but i’d think it lacks the “experience” to tell that kind of thing.

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i remember when i was out smoking pork butts with the stupid cat. i think she was inbred and had some issues. so i’m in a hammock and she was sitting there on the ground by me, almost loafing but her front paws out in front of her. a small rat ran right up on her paws, right below her mouth. she was all “wait, fuck!” and picked the rat up in her mouth, and she ran up to me so proud, but then she did not know what to do with it.

only time she caught anything larger than a cold. the doofus.

there are those newfangled ICE cars that turn off instead of idle. i don’t quite know how i feel.

am i allowed to recommend my favorite SF pizzeria (it’s the Deaf pizzeria)