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Data. And. Cowbell.
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22
Data. And. Cowbell.
Needs more data, but good work!
“We’re fucking kicking all the Muslims out of the mosques and turning them into Wetherspoon’s.”
What a silly billy. You can’t turn Muslims into Wetherspoons.
Mmm, they’ve been working on looking like fannies for a while.
I haven’t bought a Brewdog beer for at least a couple of years now since I don’t want to support a company that seems to be run by arseholes. It’s a shame because their Nanny State, in particular, was the first low/no alcohol beer that tasted of something rather than just sweet, bland, lager. But Drop Bear has totally replaced Nanny State as my low-alcohol beer of choice (please don’t tell me they’re arseholes too!).
It seems to me a given that you shouldn’t be able to place bets on outcomes you can directly influence. This is not so different from e.g. a boxer betting on himself to lose.
“A rich, lefty, white male celebrity…" - well, she’s not wrong. Must make a nice change for her.
“… he can’t see the optics of attacking the only Black woman in government by calling publicly for my existence to end.” - and why hasn’t her government appointed any other black women?
“This is an early example of what life will be like if they win….” - sweet.
“Do not let the bigots and bullies win.” - see above.
Nothing a generous sprinkling of caltrops wouldn’t sort out.
There should absolutely be an enquiry over the contracts awarded for PPE during the pandemic. It seems to me that some companies with no history of, or experience in, supplying medical gear won multi-million-pound contracts. I’d like to know the basis on which those contracts were awarded.
“Hey everyone, Elon’s renamed Twitter to X. We should have a one-letter name, it would be so cool. Like, the kids would love it. Elon’s a visionary. We should definitely, definitely, definitely do what Elon’s done. When has he ever made a mistake in business? Exactly, never! Maybe I could have a bonus worth billions! So cool!”
I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.
Whereas they ignored everything East of France over here.
Actually, I went to school in Scotland so our teachers also tried to ignore everything south of the border too.
Found the AI.
There’s a sort of jokey tradition in UK pubs that when the bar is busy and you go up to order your drinks you should always shout “I was here first, you wanker!” at the barman / barmaid as they serve each person before you. It’s just one of those funny traditions that kills every time.
Closet racists friends with open racists shocker! Film at eleven! Now here’s a word from our sponsors…
He’s already enrolled his kids in a school in California for the autumn fall term. So he’s desperate not to let chance and the occasional stupidity of the British voting public make that difficult.
With the £2,000 tax increase, it doesn’t matter if it’s true, all that matters is that it’s repeated enough. People will believe it.
Not watching any of it. I already know what they’re going to say and it would just make me cross.
Woo-hoo, I’m a youngster (in this deomgraphic)!
I think it sends the intended message: “The UK is open for business and we’re cutting regulation 'cos we don’t give a fuck!”
Bobby Brewster was better than Harry Potter. Change my mind!