~Worth it!~

So you’re saying the walrus probably has the pies now?

Because it (wait for it, wait for it, ready?) pie-jacked them!

Guidance is also being published today to provide more detail on which food and drink categories will be covered by the regulations

It will be interesting to see how that guidance is a. interpreted, and b. bypassed.

Round up the usual suspect: Weebl.

Worth it, tho. I’m in.

I’ve been huffing tea for years. Cough, cough.

Gissit. I’ll write some AI shit for £20m. Go on. Gissit.

I’m well jell. I want to slam someone too, it seems to be all the rage.

I hope the three girls organise their own thanksgiving dinner and invite their mom.

If I’ve learned anything from the interweb it’s that having a big, public hissy-fit about something definitely makes everyone stop talking about it.

During the run up to the GE, Farage was sucking up any media attention that wasn’t on Sunac or Starmer. If Davey hadn’t done those ridiculous stunts then no-one would have heard anything about the Lib Dems at all. I guess he feels that is still true.

Hang over from the Great Game probably.

I drink whisky which means every Christmas people can buy me a bottle and by the following year they’ll be able to buy me another.

Otherwise, I just buy myself stuff and then give it to the kids to give to me.

There’s absolutely no sensible reason to even consider not doing this.

How a post on Reddit accidentally kickstarted the revival of Angus Steakhouse

Didn’t the headline writer read the article? There was nothing accidental about it.

Mmmm, the sweet, succulent taste of chlorinated chicken.

Peanuts are probably one of your five-a-day or some such so, yeah, five deep-fried Snickers a day sounds like solid nutritional science.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but are deep-fried Bounty Bars on the healthy list or the unhealthy list? How are we supposed to know?

(I hope this is okay, mods.)

Speaking as someone who is in no way an authority on anything, I’d say this fails the ‘shits and giggles’ validity test for ‘casual’, and therefore similar posts should be discouraged in the future. That said, it’s all cool, I should just shut my yap, and it’ll only be a problem if we get inundated with requests for jobs from fleeing sceptics.

Plus, also, best of luck in your move. We have a small handful of absolute arseholes over here who are anti-queer but for the most part people don’t really mind what your sexual orientation is as long as you keep it off the top deck of a 91 bus between Kingsway and Crouch End.

Did anyone see the interview with one of his victims on Good Morning Britain this morning? Christ on a bike. The guy said, in a matter-of-fact sort of way that Smyth used to cane him on the arse a couple of hundred lashes once a week or so and he had to wear nappies because of the blood.