Responding to the announcement, Musk posted on X that the Guardian was “irrelevant” and a “laboriously vile propaganda machine”.

The Guardian is rubber, and Musk is glue.

Yeah, my current plan is to pass on TES6.

If there’s not enough breastmilk we’d be extinct.

And then he didn’t.

Are you OK? I like learning about ways people speak. If I wasn’t interested I wouldn’t have asked.

That makes sense. Thank you!

I’m English and in England. I’m having a bit of trouble with “u get left on read…” Can someone help me out please?

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We can’t all afford to care. This is the huuuuuuuge problem with individual action. People living hand-to-mouth on an inadequate income – that’s most people – will buy the cheapest brand and of course they will. We can’t make them buy the “responsible” stuff just by shaming them. All it’s going to do is force them to justify themselves with “it’s all just green bullshit anyway”

Systemic change is the only way. The only way.

They’re complaining about having to beat themselves.

Schools in the US are governed by boards elected by the public. Anti-science nutcases run for these positions and get their churches to back them. The only way to keep them out is to vote in all the down-ballot races, and remind your friends how important it is.

Have you forgotten that we’re in the Stupidest Timeline? You’ve forgotten haven’t you?

I remember thinking the same about Johnson once.

Another cartoon villain. Might be loony enough to pull back some Reform voters, but she won’t be winning any votes back in the center. She seems to be opposing David Tennant rather than Kier Starmer, but neither is a fight she can win in the court of popular opinion.

The SI unit of progress is the Funeral.

I think we’re waiting for a bunch of very stupid and very stubborn people to … what do they say? … “age out” of the voting pool.

There is a universe in which the Tories make rejoining a “sensible economic management” election pledge in ten years or so, in order to reinvent themselves as something electable in a post-boomer world. All we have to do is jump tracks out of the Stupidest Timeline. Everyone push the wall to your left, one two three NOW.

Nah, they don’t want our troublesome right wing racist selfish arses back in their club.

A bit of white paint to put cycle lanes in the pedestrianised roads would resolve this.

Because the bad ones are harder to catch. They go so fast. Easier to fine the people riding slowly. And BONUS POINTS for appeasing the Daily Mail.