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Cake day: October 27th, 2023

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  • I think magicians love when audiences are willing to both believe in magic and maintain a respect for the secrecy of their trade.

    I’ll tell you what I know for sure: people from my generation are working like their lives depend on it to separate the new generations from their money using our triumphant new invention; so of course this looks like impressive art to younger people and no one else; you’ll love the AI music we sell you too! And wait till you meet all the AI characters we’ve trained for you! You can sit, jaw dropped stifling laughter to hear the next joke designed to make you cackle so hard you piss yourself, in a room full of tailored friends.

    There are still tons of real things in this world: they still inspire more fruitful wonder than we do for ourselves and our contraptions.












  • It’s hilarious to me that young people think “AI” is intelligent or good at what it does. It’s a fucking toy. I’ve made my own little GANs and Markov chains and the are thousands of empty little parlor tricks we’ve invented to separate the young from their money.

    I saw a thread where a few zoomers were going wild over an AI loli generated porn image that looked like an animal balloon, all oiled and shiny, vagina sideways, face of an eight year old smiling for a school photo, huge veiny cocks blasting gallons of cum onto a tiny kawaii face:

    “Omg so fucking hot 🥵 I’m fucking diamonds!”

    Your dumb ass will be listening to a “song” simulacrum constructed out of 100,000 product jingles and Max Martin B-sides, jacking off to deranging porn, having full blown emotional conversations with bots and crying when that bot’s creator gets busted for CP.

    Anyone listening to false music that’s overly Fourier transformed, with impossible instrument voices and chords that make it unlistenable to actual musicians and then trying to make people feel ashamed for having a soul is just waving a massive red flag for everyone to see that says “I have no idea what it means to be a human with skin in the game”.

    That movie Demolition Man totally called it in the 90s btw that not only would you all be listening to commercial jingles all the time but defending them and singing their “lyrics” loudly.

    Thank you for loudly identifying yourself as yet another Elon-like who thinks they know so much more than Barack fucking Obama. You and yourself should get a room and listen to that shit all day and see who you become. If you can’t create your own, you kids will get the “art” you deserve and it will cost A LOT 😂

    Following for the laughs!