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So in reality they had an n + 1 strike policy. Brilliant.

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Okay, okay… But besides the bombing, the sabotage, the vandalism, the harassment, and the animal cruelty, what did he really do wrong?

Of all the things they’ve ever done, this is the most unforgivable.

I’m sorry, but how?

Before LLMs it was emails to my professor. I’m actually really grateful to have a chatbot available any time of day for this very purpose. Even if I never hit send, it’s so much easier for me to type it all out when it doesn’t feel like I’m just shouting into the abyss.

They sure do. Just finished a CS degree and it’s still a popular device.

An Italian told me off through the TV set and I promised never to say “broo-SHET-ta” again.

Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi

Oh, yeah. Totally. Exactly what I was thinking.

Not if I don’t see it.

That sounds very unprofessional.

Ambiguity is often part of the intent.

Are they just a one dip and fry thing? I feel like I would want them crumbled up into a fritter sort of deal.

Poor girl. She must have been struggling with the worst case of type II diabetes anyone’s ever had.

Legend? Wait, do we not know if Shatner is real?

I’ve never even heard the version you’re talking about and I already hate it so much.

The only thing worse than hearing that song on the radio was hearing that song live.

Yeah, that didn’t look right to me either.

Am I in?