So, you gonna ask her out?

You could just have them borrow one from whatever other library had it. Hell, you could just call the phone company and order the one you want yourself. Fuck, you could just call 411 and have them look it up for you right then.

Those damn gargoyles will never find me, now.

I’m having a harder and harder time telling them apart.

Only cowards check for null.

Thanks. Now so do I.

*not being sarcastic, this is a gift

That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with it.

Risefall

You’re welcome now where are they

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Some cities have municipal internet service, which they are able to provide at a much, much lower rate than commercial options. Here’s one example of a resident in Lafayette, La. They would on average pay $73.10 annually on the municipal network, versus $690.87 annually on a private network. The same article also shows much lower average rates for commercial networks when they have to compete with public services.

So yeah, it’s just greed.

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

If you can’t summarize your love for somebody with bullet points, do you really even love them?

Why can’t you just draw dicks like a normal person?

I eat that free hotdog every week, then go across the street and buy another one.

Is that what he was saying in Mario 64? “So long, Gary Bowser!”

I mean, I’ve never been into it… But this is probably the most convincing argument I’ve seen yet.

“Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.”