Obviously, they wouldn’t keep them in the base everyone knows about

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“The USA needs Greenland. We need it so I can store all my Cokes there. Finland doesn’t need to store their Cokes there. I need to store my Cokes in Greenland.”

Cokes explode

“Why did you blow up my Cokes?”

Both interpretations work

That’s kinda what I meant. Like sure they’re will be an election, but like will it actually be an election

Lmao primaries. Good one

Genuinely good chance he’s the Democratic nominee for 2028 btw (assuming there’s an election that is)

Were they tasty sausages though

So it’s because they won

Notice me senpai type shit

Idk this just being incompetence wouldn’t be the most insane thing ever. I’d hardly expect anyone in the Trump Administration to know how Microsoft word works

I haven’t checked myself, but on another post someone claimed that only some of the pages were “redacted” in this manner. If that’s the case then while we got more information than they probably wanted us too, there is still some information that’s yet to be made available.

Skynet for brown people

I’m not trying to say this isn’t absolutely something Ted Cruz would say out of pocket but I am genuinely curious what the context to this was. Like what discussion could have possibly led to him saying “Stop attacking pedophiles.” Was he trying to be sarcastic?

Rare Pope W

Okay now I’m confused was the roommate trans or not because I was under the impression that was a hoax.

Either way I do think these text messages are fake as fuck. They read just like something Kash Patel thinks a leftist would say

Safest California driving experience

taking meds so my anxiety is controlled enough for me to procrastinate till the last minute