Terminator was a documentary

Damn, beat me to it. As a former cook, I support this message.

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I thought Reddit was just bots talking to other bots

We left Digg for Reddit, then they enshitified Reddit so we went to the fediverse and now they want to bring Digg back. The turd just circles the toilet bowl endlessly.

Let’s explore the ethical treatment of toasters

Yes, please quit

Ecorp

You are now on the list of domestic terrorists

Poor people, naturally

🤣

I need to get started on my fallout shelter

I wonder where Altman gets his drugs. Can someone hook me up?

Not the Onion?

They want to see the mark of the beast, and the Antichrist, and the apocalypse so the end times will come and Jesus will take them all to heaven and burn their enemies in eternal damnation.

I’m about ready to cancel my internet and buy a book. Maybe even go outside.

First, killer bees, then murder hornets and now radioactive wasps.

My hero

Would you please fuck off?

You first, buddy