🎶 We’ll. Make. Great pets!
We’ll make great pets! 🎶

I think it’s mostly crabgrass lol. I let the yard mostly do what it wants to, but I keep it trimmed to not encourage rodents. It could have some actual St. Augustine and Bermuda mixed in. It’s also got wild strawberries, clover, ground ivy, carpet weed and other neat colorful weeds that I actually kind of like. The yard is too damn big to do battle with weeds and maintain a monoculture of HOA darling Kentucky bluegrass, so when you can’t beat 'em, join 'em.

The top of it is about 4 inches/ 10 cm in diameter.

I think all kids should be cautioned to not believe a single thing their uncles tell them.

You got me. It’s both, actually. I was kidding. And TIL sugar is no bueno for chinchillas.

Sadface chinchilla. His frosted mini wheat is missing the frosting!

I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said they were gonna blaze it.