If you anger him, Randy might send you to the COD mines.

“Today, social media, tomorrow the world! Muahahahaha!”

What kind of sprinkles?

I only have Hacker’s Keyboard installed because it’s the only one that’s stupidly simple while also giving a full standard keyboard complete with function keys and whatnot so I have as much control over remote applications as I do messing with them at home on the actual machine with a real keyboard.

What happens if you roll a 1 putting the hamster in the microwave in Maniac Mansion.

Yes. It’s originally how I saw all 3 seasons of TOS from start to finish back in high school.

Paramount+ never actually working and also the destruction of having every episode of every series online freely available at StarTrek.com is why I pirate Star Trek.

If not for DX10 and above not even existing on it, afaik, I’d still be using XP. That was the best iteration until they forcibly made you have to upgrade if you played games (especially if you wanted to play Halo on PC).

Tim Sweeny can eat shit.

What about the lights on whatever the cardassian is holding?

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

“What should I eat right now?”

• A1: Food

• A2: Nothing

Always gets a unanimous vote for nothing

“Man, I wish you guys would let me eat…”

I haven’t seen an actually good tshirt for less than that in years. I mean, yeah you can get tshirts for like $6; but they are the most uncomfortable materials, have a fucked up cut, and the silk screening will flake off in a month.

Unilaterally Authorized. Or UnAuthorized for short.

It makes your gums numb if you put it in your mouth. I know this much from experience.

The last new flavor I tried was the orange cream one and that was the best flavor of Coke I’ve ever had, ever. I want it to be a regular thing.

He hasn’t yet discovered that he is, in fact, immortal.

I can’t help but think of that “Hello? HR?” meme, where Riker is on the top and Chakotay is on the bottom and they are both saying this joke.

I kinda wonder how likely it would be to be able to create some sort of softmod for a console if a super moddable game was on them… 🤔

I mean, I remember Morrowind on the OG Xbox had the exact same file structure, with only the executable file being different. You could adjust inis and even load .esp files, allowing the game to be modded if you had the console modded to mess with the files (and run it from a hard drive instead of off the disk). I had my console modded so I could actually see this and had some mods installed. Afaik, tho, it didn’t have a way to softmod the console through it; but that doesn’t necessarily mean it wasn’t possible.

Soon may the Pirateman come,

To bring us movies, games, and… Rum.