fuck u/spez

you’re trolling bro wtf

what if you don’t even know what that stuff is or how to use it even if it were available?

what if you like the feature and are okay with just using it while you can?

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try stroking it?

thank GOD the trump news broke or else this would’ve been major

bro that’s gross

dude wtf I ran into this earlier when I went to go search up tips on how to learn to wipe my own ass for the first time as an adult and couldn’t get any results… what’s the point of a privacy search engine when you can’t even use it when you need privacy?

I’m gonna buy you too windie

KOLANAK!!

alright guys I’ll take one for the team and buy the company

KOLANAAAK!

but it affects innocent people who wanna drink soda for fun or protect themselves

can’t use it on iPhone without Apple services as well :(

I mean there’s a large sentiment that goes back to antiquity that technology is here to crush the working/creative man. I think people felt it was too on the nose that a tech company worth trillions was making a commercial that reminds them of that so directly. especially in today’s day and age where people feel like certain industries are on the cusp of being completely wiped out by LLMs and stuff.

there’s fiber up here

bro they had uBlock tho

I did this before. I was about to die and then accidentally put an empty letter paper into an envelope and thought the letter I did write to my daughter was my scratch paper… so I threw it away. I later passed but through a stroke of luck my daughter found my letter in the trash and was still able to read it. so I can rest easy now knowing that.

tim apple just added you to a list for even posting this. keeping saying these things online and tim will send his goons.