Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)
Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)
🎵 Ooh fuucck
I see he’s got a rock
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🎵 Oh geee
There goes Cestus III
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
probably something like this
Welp, if I’m gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location
Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).
Put simply, it is always Monday in space.