Slow news day at The Gruniard then?

Weird how when I see a moronic thumbnail on a YT link, I just automatically downvote 🤔

“Tesla finds opportunity to blame sales drop on something other than shite-quality cars and racist company owner”

I can hear a Frenchman somewhere hon-hon-honing about the fact that our food culture is so pitiful, we have convinced ourselves we actually like eating an overrefridgerated supermarket sandwich out of a cardboard box and calling it lunch.

Have you ever had a french supermarket sandwich, hen? They’re fucking awful. He’s not right

Consider two people: one getting ready salted crisps, a BLT and a San Pellegrino, the other a spicy chicken pasta pot, the hard-boiled egg two-pack and a banana Yazoo. Which one would you rather have as your babysitter?

Dunno, I’m not a judgemental wank like you, I’d take it on merit

This is fucking GASH journalism and the advert for her “book” at the end says it all

Why is having sex at Legacy Independent Funeral Directors like eating a pork pie?

You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat

Leaks

Adverts

Sorted that headline for ya

Dave down the Red Lion

I expect you also think Fahrenheit is more intuitive

Not sure if the Regulator intervened

It was an EU thing before…well you know what you did

I #me (i@myself) myself am happy #delighted (delirious@happy) to not have comments #posts (comments@posts) that look like someone crashed #accident (carcrash@death) their car while typing #fuckoffandjusttypeanormalsentence

Poor access to GPs, long waits for hospital treatment, staff shortages and a lack of Government funding

So basically it’s not a dissatisfaction with the NHS, but with the evil fuckers that are trying to drive it into the ground so they can make huge profits on healthcare?

😡

leaked by retailer

Just say fuckin “advertised” smh

Tax dollars

Tell us more about your country’s attitude towards abortion

Because you’ve been trying to find drivers that work 😂😂

It’s been like that for 20 years though. This is the future and it still isn’t ready

Why I don’t watch YouTube videos -

It’s 8 minutes long and contains less than a minute’s worth of information, and is a complete waste of time

FEPPEP?

Could’ve picked a better name tbh

No idea what you’re talking about, I’m not getting my news sources from internet cancer

I’d rather nail my foreskin to a tree than click a TikTok link.

WTF are you even looking at shite like that for?!?

Under a tree, side of a lake?

Magnificent