From all the fire jokes people have been telling about his forum days?

“Uninstall”

Sure…

Love that Muse song.

I like to think of weekends like bookends, sandwiching the work week between freedom.

JP patent law is fucked.

Gish galloping requires constant fiasco. Now are they all on purpose or are some of them happy accidents?

Like this. Not this job. Basic scientific research.

I need a job like this.

I’ve never heard this word in my life and I somehow knew it was antisemitic?

Looking at you Thomas Kincade. Investments my ass.

You download the yelp app and leave a 1 star review. Restaurants will get the picture.

Leave one on Google Maps too so that Yelp can’t scrub it.

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme…

What a weird man.

Yes.

Not terribly difficult to cook up if you watch a couple YouTube videos.

Lemme know when he’s done failing back up and lives in a cardboard box like the rest of us.

It was only a Microsoft project the moment they bought Xamarin.

Balmer Peak for kids…

New Record!

Subliminal sentiment bending techniques? See positive money stuff in your feed, line goes up because you believe things are good and invest somewhere. Maybe not with them, but all lines end up lining their pockets. Except Nazis apparently. That’s a line too far.