Bwamp bwonp, bwamp bwonp

I’d prefer a spiritual ass-massage.

“This chemical can be absorbed through your skin, and it’s even worse if you’re sweating while wearing the band because it can get into your pores”

I’m 3/4ths the way there.

Do All Recreational Enhancers!

Twitter dies when advertisers realize there’s no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

So… British cars, packaged medicine, crude petroleum, gas turbines, and automotive parts.

Mmmmmmmk…

Why, of course they are!

Same as Sprint! And then when the deal is complete and all the promises made and contracts signed, they will start firing the highest paid/longest tenured employees at T-Mobile for cost savings while jacking up prices with new plans with the same features every 6 to 8 months and promotional phone pricing only for those new plans.

I should know. I was a store manager for 5 years. Before and after sprint merger.

T-Mobile was always a shit company with a bombastically marketed CEO that was all Packing Cracking et al. Reduce and replace is a scam. They lie and say they don’t have the device if you don’t buy accessories in store.

Wanna know how to get the phone?

Start picking out your accessories, have them grab your phone from the back, once they start the phone sale process, say you have changed your mind on your accessories. If they then say you can’t buy it, call the corporate 611 number and ask for a bill credit for deceptive practices and report the store. Then go and report to the FCC for bill stuffing.

Never use a third party store. They are even griftier.

From all the fire jokes people have been telling about his forum days?

“Uninstall”

Sure…

Love that Muse song.

I like to think of weekends like bookends, sandwiching the work week between freedom.

JP patent law is fucked.

Gish galloping requires constant fiasco. Now are they all on purpose or are some of them happy accidents?

Like this. Not this job. Basic scientific research.

I need a job like this.

I’ve never heard this word in my life and I somehow knew it was antisemitic?

Looking at you Thomas Kincade. Investments my ass.