Beans on toast is amazing, even without grated cheese, Worcester sauce etc. Have you ever even had it?

Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Mum: We have a left wing government at home. The Left wing government at home:

They should crunch because they want great abs.

There’s nothing stopping you from asking another adult from taking a picture of you without your phone held up in the middle of it like a caveman brandishing the first burning branch.

Meanwhile in America, it’s practically a requirement of office to be a convicted felon.

Huh. You must be right, but I don’t even remember that being there.

Still too much.

Why don’t people just play the original AC2 if the reskins have all this useless crap?

Has he ever been in a fight, though?

Wait, how long has there been a weird squiggly thing in Exchange Square?

They should wait to see when the next Horizon game is coming out and not release then.

Just have a game clock where each sidequest costs a certain amount of time units to complete, and then plot things happen when the clock hits the next threshold. Players would then have to figure out which quests they actually want to work on in the time they have. It’d keep the story moving and add replay value (by forcing shorter completion times, but you can’t do everything in one pass).

It could even be as basic as completing a quest moves you to the next day, and some of the quest markers and npcs have simply gone.

Blackshirts never die. They just get weirder.

I already avoided this step by simply wearing arseless chaps onstage.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

“Why mafia isn’t an aesthetic”. Posts picture conclusively and succinctly demonstrating that it is.

Maybe he will if the A-Team sets up a float at the parade covered with a big Palestinian flag and unbombed children riding it, except the children are actually B.A. and Face in disguise.

There’s no way the Yanks can hurt our economy any more than we can.

But Chatbots are supposed to be able to do all our work now (except for entrepreneurship which is absolutely not a combination of privilege and dumb luck). Make your mind up, Liz Kendall!