Fool me once yadayada, fool me 7,835,283 times again.

You forgot that Trump will pre-emptively pardon himself and everyone involved, and so nobody will ever be held accountable or face any consequences.

So many interviews devolve into:

“Why do you want to work for this company?”

Which is code for

“Just how desperate for this job are you?”

“Claude, write me a recursive AI prompt, then execute it.”

“I’ll be leaving for the day. Notify me if anything changes.”

Let the little birdies just Beat it!

For a moment my brain thought:

“Is R-word = Republican? With a hard R?”

"Hello, Harambe, I’m President Donald J Trump, but you can call me Donald.

You know, a lot of people say you and I are alike. A lot of people, very smart people, some may even be smarter than me. They say we’re alike because we’re both big, strong, have great hair and huge hands.

But here you are eating ban-nan-nas. I don’t eat ban-nan-nas. Actually I don’t eat any type of fruit. Fruit is for pussies.

So, I’m gonna order in some hamberders. Have you ever had McDonalds, Harambe? Oh, it’s fabulous! You’ll love it, I promise you, Harambe."

Harambe kills himself.

Waiting for…

403 Unauthorized

We’re sorry, your browser has not provided us with age verification, and so we are unable to show you our cat videos.

Reason:
User agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 10; K) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/148.0.0.0 Mobile Safari/537.36

You are required to have age verification. We licence our age verification on an instance basis. An instance is defined as whatever makes us the most money, or alternatively causes you the most pain.

You know. A worst case scenario.

I don’t know how you can tell if the flame survived the fire, or if the fire totally destroyed and has replaced the flame.

We should all message him “Hey, I see your bio has lots of Old English from around 900AD, and I’m looking for someone to translate some old books. Can you help?”

Linus-AI adds # And fuck nVidia! to the end of every patch.

That looks like one cuteness, and one danger.

The dog peeling like a banana was what convinced me…

“I want you to pay me bigger bribes political donations that definitely don’t affect my impartiality.” 😉

Meh, let her grow a beard

Sorry, guys, my bad.

I was vibe coding “Make a user interface worse than YouTube” and the agent misunderstood and escaped it’s sandbox.

Well, they started with Orwell’s 1984, but that was 42 years ago and you can do so much more with technology now!

No.

If there are multiple ways it can be interpreted, it’s poorly written