I don’t even notice when it hurts anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore.

You know the Gilmores?

Nice.

Wait a sec. Is this Tangled?

Welp. I’m officially actually old now.

Used to work for a non-profit retirement community in a pretty small area; the guy running the joint lived in a $3M “house” with a full 7 car garage.

Oh, I clicked the link

Shoutout Steve Wallis. Love that guy. He deserves so much.

“No one cared who I was 'til I put on the Walmart anti-theft device”

Hehe, yeah I got a snake in my pants, hehe

It’s a cottonmouth someone help please but remain calm, hehe

That’ll be $4

(I have tiny pallets)

Man. They always do everything first.

It’s also really expensive importing biscuits from Cheddar Bay

Probably don’t do that, but if you do, send me some shramp

Those are Walmart prices, but yeah for sure

Walks in, limits your shrimp, refuses not to elaborate, leaves the entire world.

Same here. It was always overshadowed by unlimited soup salad and bread sticks I guess.

The cost here for shitty frozen shrimp is about $13 for 2lbs of “31-40” (31-40 shrimp per lb); at that cost, averaging 35 shrimp per pound, you could buy approximately 29,615,385 shrimp, which would weigh around 400 tons. I think I did that math right. It’s late.

In the map obsessed universe it’s called Wayland.

Very similar to our universe, that one.

LIVINALIE TIMMAY