Nice catch on the hands!

Martok.

I mean, he gave Putin just about everything he wanted during his first term.

He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be “semper fudge.” At that point, he told me to “relax.”

He’s comparing the Enterprise to a cruise ship?!

“They call me Professor X”

“Because you look just like-“

“-Yes! Because I’m always trying to sell them ecstasy!”

“If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

• VanceGPT

https://sh.itjust.works/c/simpsonsshitposting

I enjoy it here and there. My big problem is that it’s the same joke almost every time.

Congratulations! This is the comment that got me to finally watch Prodigy!

Edit: Jason Mantzoukas!

This is what he says when he doesn’t want to say the answer out loud, because he knows it’ll look bad.

Trump has no real opinion on contraception and/or abortion, he just waits for the Heritage Foundation to tell him what to do - and we already know what they think.

Oh my god! This is the Bad Place!

That’s pretty funny, considering Dwight Schultz’s history and politics.

🎶Q that to me one more time

Once is never enough, with a man like Q🎶