I use it because it came with Play Music, now YouTube Music. I’ll just switch to Spotify if I see them.

Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

So what you’re saying is Harris means Vulcans??

Candy inside. Ring at your own risk. Muah ha. Ha. Ha.

Not my experience. When I’ve had no decorations, my house was mostly skipped. When I put a few out with lights on, I got plenty of knocks and rings from both little kids with parents and young teens. And when I was cooking dinner one time, a teen could smell it and asked if they could have some, LOL. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ah, ok, so it might only be newborns.

What???

Ok? Well that’s what an age limit would imply, isn’t it?

Huh? So…only children get to use social media…?

I have one, actually. I literally found it for free on the street, because some idiot was tossing it out 😋

Why would a racing game work differently on Deck vs a PC?

I’ll take an Aeron chair.

Gross, why is that dude’s couch in the bathroom?

Lol, yes that’s a very good point.